{"product_id":"gotta-go-flamingo-magic-feed-toy-he-repeats-what-you-say-also-you-wont-be-able-to-stop-laughing-singing-along","title":"Gotta Go Flamingo Magic Feed Toy — Talking Plush Flamingo That Repeats You, Sings and Sits on Its Own Toilet","description":"\u003cdiv class=\"ge-pdp\"\u003e\n\u003cstyle\u003e\n.ge-pdp{max-width:100%;box-sizing:border-box;font-size:16px;line-height:1.6;color:#1b1f26}\n.ge-pdp *{box-sizing:border-box;max-width:100%}\n.ge-pdp h2{font-size:1.35em;line-height:1.25;margin:1.9em 0 .5em;font-weight:700}\n.ge-pdp h2:first-of-type{margin-top:.2em}\n.ge-pdp h3{font-size:1.05em;margin:1.4em 0 .4em;font-weight:700}\n.ge-pdp p{margin:0 0 .9em}\n.ge-pdp ul{margin:0 0 1em;padding-left:1.15em}\n.ge-pdp li{margin:0 0 .45em}\n.ge-pdp .ge-lede{font-size:1.06em}\n.ge-pdp .ge-grid{display:grid;grid-template-columns:repeat(auto-fit,minmax(190px,1fr));gap:12px;margin:0 0 1.2em}\n.ge-pdp .ge-cell{border:1px solid #e2e5ea;border-radius:10px;padding:12px 14px;background:#fbfbfc}\n.ge-pdp .ge-k{display:block;font-size:.78em;letter-spacing:.06em;text-transform:uppercase;color:#6b7280;margin-bottom:3px}\n.ge-pdp .ge-v{display:block;font-weight:600;line-height:1.4}\n.ge-pdp .ge-note{border-left:3px solid #c41e2a;background:#fdf6f6;border-radius:0 8px 8px 0;padding:12px 16px;margin:0 0 1.2em}\n.ge-pdp .ge-safe{border:1px solid #e2e5ea;border-radius:10px;padding:14px 16px;background:#f7f9fb;margin:0 0 1.2em}\n.ge-pdp img{display:block;width:100%;height:auto;border-radius:10px;margin:1.2em auto}\n\u003c\/style\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eThe toy that answers back\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"ge-lede\"\u003eYou say something. A moment later a pink flamingo says it back to you in a silly\nwarbling voice, and a four-year-old falls over laughing. That is the entire product, and it is\nextremely effective.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe flamingo is a soft plush bird with a long bendy neck and jointed purple legs, sitting on its\nown little toilet. You scoop food into its beak. Its neck wiggles and gulps as it swallows. It sings.\nAnd then, with a good deal of ceremony, it announces that it has to go, and its dinner reappears in\nthe bowl underneath.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWhat it actually does\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ge-grid\"\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"ge-cell\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ge-k\"\u003eRepeats you\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ge-v\"\u003ePlays your words back in a flamingo voice\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"ge-cell\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ge-k\"\u003eSings\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ge-v\"\u003eHas its own song, and it will get stuck in your head\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"ge-cell\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ge-k\"\u003eEats\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ge-v\"\u003eFed by hand with a scoop; the neck wiggles as it swallows\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"ge-cell\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ge-k\"\u003eGoes to the toilet\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ge-v\"\u003eSits on the included toilet and the food comes back out below\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"ge-cell\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ge-k\"\u003eBody\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ge-v\"\u003ePlush flamingo with a bendy neck and posable plastic legs\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n  \u003cdiv class=\"ge-cell\"\u003e\n\u003cspan class=\"ge-k\"\u003eFood\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"ge-v\"\u003eReusable granules — they dry out and go back in the pot\u003c\/span\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eThe food is the clever bit\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe \"food\" is a fine coloured granule. Dry, it pours like sand. Once it has been through the bird\nit comes out wet and clumped in the bowl, and if you tip it out and leave it, it dries back into\nloose granules and you can feed it again. Nothing is consumed and nothing needs replacing, which is\nwhy a toy built entirely around a bodily function does not turn into a subscription.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt is also, unavoidably, a fine granule. It gets on the table, on the floor and into the carpet.\nFeed it over a tray or a placemat and your life will be easier.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWhy it lands with small children\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eTwo reasons, and neither of them is subtle.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIt talks back.\u003c\/strong\u003e A toy that repeats what you say invites a child to keep talking to\n    it. Children who are shy with adults will often chatter happily at a machine that never\n    interrupts them.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eToilet humor is undefeated.\u003c\/strong\u003e For the three-to-six bracket, a bird that sings about\n    needing the toilet and then visibly goes is close to the funniest thing in the world. If your\n    household is at the stage where the potty is a subject of enormous interest, this toy is\n    speaking the local language.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe will leave it there rather than tell you it teaches anything. Plenty of parents use it around\npotty training and find it helps the mood; we have no study, so we are not going to dress a running\njoke up as an educational program.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWhat we are not going to claim\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ge-note\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis listing has previously stated that the toy is made of BPA-free ABS plastic. We cannot\ndocument that, and the bird is largely plush fabric rather than molded plastic in any case, so we\nhave removed it rather than repeat a material claim we cannot stand behind. We do not publish a\ncertified age grade, a safety certification or a battery specification for this item, because we do\nnot hold the supplier documentation for any of them. If you need that paperwork before buying a toy\n— which is a reasonable thing to need — contact us first and we will tell you honestly what we have.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eSafety, plainly\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"ge-safe\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis toy includes a loose granular food, a small feeding scoop and small removable parts.\n\u003cstrong\u003eIt is a choking hazard and it is not suitable for children under three years old.\u003c\/strong\u003e\nKeep the food granules away from babies, toddlers and pets, and do not let a child eat them — they\nare not food. The toy is battery powered; an adult should fit and change the batteries, and the\nbattery compartment should be kept closed and fastened. Swallowed batteries are a medical\nemergency. Adult supervision is recommended for young children throughout, and the toy should be\nkept away from water except for wiping the plastic parts clean.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eLiving with it\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eIt is loud, and it repeats.\u003c\/strong\u003e That is the point of it, and it is also the reason\n    some parents quietly relocate it to a different room after a fortnight. Check whether there is\n    a volume control you are happy with before you hand it over at a birthday party.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFeed it over a hard surface.\u003c\/strong\u003e The granules travel.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eLet the food dry fully\u003c\/strong\u003e before you pour it back into its pot, or it will cake.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eWipe the plastic, don't submerge it.\u003c\/strong\u003e There is electronics inside the body.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\n\u003ch2\u003eWho this is wrong for\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe would rather you bought the right thing than the wrong thing here.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eChildren under three.\u003c\/strong\u003e Small parts and loose granules. Not this one.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eHouseholds that want quiet toys.\u003c\/strong\u003e This is the opposite of a quiet toy.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eAnyone who wants a tidy toy.\u003c\/strong\u003e The food goes everywhere. That is not a defect, it\n    is the design.\u003c\/li\u003e\n  \u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eA child who is upset by toilet humor\u003c\/strong\u003e rather than delighted by it. You know which\n    one you have.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"251-300","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":44363034361943,"sku":"CH8XM1ZTAH","price":121.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0587\/0256\/1367\/files\/gotta-go-flamingo-magic-feed-toy-he-repeats-what-you-say-also-you-wont-be-able-to-stop-laughing-singing-along-393377.jpg?v=1790641425","url":"https:\/\/chigous.com\/products\/gotta-go-flamingo-magic-feed-toy-he-repeats-what-you-say-also-you-wont-be-able-to-stop-laughing-singing-along","provider":"Secure","version":"1.0","type":"link"}